I'm Jan. 24, 1982. I was born on a Super Bowl Sunday when the 49ers beat the (bengals, I think).

My mom used to tell me she named me after Joe Montana because my first and middle initials are JM. She used to lie about all kinds of things stupid like that. She told me and my sister that she gave away her first two kids, because they bit their finger nails. She even showed us pictures. My poor sister didn't figure out for a very long time those pictures came with the frames. She was older than me too.